Mondays are the absolute worst! It doesn’t matter if you work from home or have a 9-5 job, Mondays are the same everywhere.
A practically stressful day that takes the weekends away. As annoying as it may be, it is one of the most important days of the week for businesses.
Despite how essential Mondays are for work, we still can’t help but hate it. If you are like me, you’ll want to add a little spice and fun that helps set the mood for the day and start the week off right!
There’s one thing that can always make Monday mornings just a little better: funny quotes. Reading or hearing a funny quote first thing in the morning can help you start your day with a smile on your face.
If you’re having a tough Monday, a good laugh can be just what you need to get through it.
I have compiled over 95 funny Monday quotes that will help you ease up and work on Mondays as you would every other day.
Funny Monday morning quotes
These funny monday morning quotes will lighten up your morning and set your day on the right path.
- “I don’t hate Mondays, I just hate waking up early on Mondays.”
- “If Monday mornings had a face, I’d punch it.”
- “I would sleep all day, but it’s Monday!”
- “Monday mornings always remind me I’m not as happy as I thought I was.”
- “My morning would have been blissful, but Monday came along.”
- “I woke up on the wrong side of the day!”
- “A beautiful morning rain on a Monday is all it takes to start my day right.”
- “It’s another beautiful Monday morning to question all of my life choices.”
- “Monday morning is when I remember that I have to go to work and I can’t keep living like this.”
- “A alarm ringing on a Monday morning is a reminder of another dreaded week with a crazy day in it.”
- “I’m trying to be positive, but it’s really hard when it’s Monday morning.”
- “Monday morning is the start of another week of feeling like I’m in the wrong place.”
- “I just realized that the weekend went too fast and I have to start all over again.”
- “Monday morning is when I remember that I’m not quite where I want to be in life.”
- “Monday always makes the morning person in me question their sanity.”
- “I’m so tired I could sleep for a week. But it’s Monday morning, so I’ll just have to deal with it.”
- “Monday morning is always a drag because it’s the start of a new week.”
- I needed to be grateful to be alive, so I said, “I am thankful for this morning but not Monday.”
- I don’t like Monday mornings or people who like Monday mornings. Or Mondays, or mornings… or people.
- Why does getting out of bed on a Monday feel so much harder than on Friday?
Funny Monday quotes for work
- “If I didn’t need money, my Mondays would have been gracious! Sadly, I need money; so, I have to wake up early and go to work!”
- That obnoxious moment when your boss calls you on a Monday morning asking where you’re at.
- “Mondays suck because you have to leave the party Saturday night and come back to work on Monday morning.”
- “On Mondays, it feels like you’re the only one who doesn’t know what’s going on at work.”
- “Mondays are tough! You have to act like you’re happy to be back at work.”
- “Monday is the start of the work week, which means there are a few more days until the weekend… that ushers in another Monday!”
- “It’s Monday morning, and it’s time to get up and start the grind all over again because I definitely enjoy working.”
- “I always try to start the first day of the week with a big smile on my face… because I love Mondays.”
- “I go to work acting like everything is cool, but deep down, I hate Mondays! and everything isn’t cool.”
- “I always feel better on Monday mornings knowing that the weekend is over and I can get back to work… or at least that’s what I tell myself.”
- “Monday mornings are always a struggle, but I try to get through it by thinking about the positive things in my life… Like how it’s almost over and I can go back to bed.”
- “I can always get a good start to my week by doing something that makes me happy… like sleeping or watching Netflix all day, but I’d rather be working.”
- “I always try to start my week off on a positive note by doing something I enjoy on Monday morning… I have not found it, but I’m still looking.”
- “I know that Monday mornings are challenging, but I try to remind myself that it’s just another day and I can get through it… Obviously!”
- “Monday morning is a new beginning and a beautiful opportunity to start my day off with a smile… even if I don’t feel like it!”
- “Monday mornings are tough, but I always remind myself that it’s a new day and a new week to get things done… because I have no choice.”
- “I try to start my Monday off with a positive attitude and a big smile on my face, but it’s really hard when I have to go to work.”
- “No matter how bad Monday may seem at first, I always remind myself that it’s just one day and that there’s always tomorrow. Not so different, but it’s not Monday!”
- “Mondays are the start of the work week which offers new beginnings 52 times a year!” ― David Dweck
- “Monday is the start of the work week, which means I get to see my favorite people!”
Sarcastic Monday quotes
There’s nothing like a sarcastic Monday quote to start the first day of the week on the right foot. Here are some of our favorites:
- “I think I was here last week.”
- “I’m not a fan of Mondays.”
- “The best way to get through Monday is to pretend it’s Tuesday.”
- “Monday is the day I start my diet… which lasts until Thursday.”
- “Monday’s are hard because you have to get up early and face the world.”
- “Dear Monday, I want to break up. I’m seeing Tuesday and Thursday.”
- “Monday is the day I like to call ‘Intentional Suffering.”
- “Thank God it’s Monday! Just because I have to be grateful.”
- “Monday is an awful way to spend 1/7th of your life.”
- “I’m not sure if it’s the end of the world or just Monday.”
- “Monday is the day I am most likely to take a nap.”
- “I’m already feeling stressed out about the week ahead.”
- “Monday is an important day. It’s the day I start praying for the weekend.”
- “I’m not saying I hate you. What I’m saying is that you are literally the Monday of my life.”
- “Monday is the start of the week, and I just can’t seem to get excited about it.”
- “My Monday is always a struggle because it’s the first day of the week.”
- “Monday’s are the worst because you have to start the week off with a positive attitude.”
- “Monday is a tough day because I have to start the week all over again. Now, I feel like I’m in a loop.”
- “No matter how bad Monday is, remember: somebody, somewhere, is having a worse Monday than you.”
- “Monday is the most boring day of the week. I don’t know how it made it to the list.”
- “I would love Sunday if it didn’t handover to Monday; and Tuesday, if it didn’t take over!”
- “Enjoy every second of Sunday, for when you least expect Monday comes to haunt you.”
- “If Monday was a person, it would be a boring friend who always forces us to do what we don’t want.
- “Thank God it’s Monday,” said no one ever.
- “Monday is just a reminder that the weekend has ended and there are only a few more days until the next one.”
Funny Monday motivation quotes
Monday is the most common day for people to call in sick to work. But there’s no need to let the Monday blues get you down. Here are 15 funny Monday motivation quotes that will help you start the week off on the right foot:
- “Monday morning is a great time to be alive… just pretend it is!”
- “It’s Monday! No negative thoughts allowed.”
- “When life gives you Mondays, dip them in glitter and make them fabulous!”
- “Monday is a fresh start. Like a blank canvas, you get to paint the masterpiece of your week!”
- “Mondays are tough, but remember, they come with a limited warranty. They’ll be over before you know it!”
- “Monday’s are for go-getters! Be one!”
- “I don’t like Mondays, but I have to get through them.”
- “I’m not a fan of Mondays, but I know the bills won’t pay themselves.”
- “Monday is like a math problem. It’s hard to get started, but once you get going, you can do it.”
- “My favorite thing about Mondays is that it’s a fresh start to the week. I can be whoever I want to be and do whatever I want to do.”
- “Mondays are the start of the work week, which means new projects, new ideas and new successes to strive for.”
- “Monday is the start of the work week, which means there are only four more days until the weekend.”
- “No matter how bad Monday mornings are, always remember that it’s Monday morning and you get to start the week fresh.”
- “The best way to start your week is by doing something you love. And if you can’t do that, at least try to fake it till you make it.”
- “Monday is the day to correct last week’s mistakes and plan for this week’s success.”
- “You didn’t come this far to only come this far.”
Monday mood quotes
- “Monday is a fresh start. It’s never too late to dig in and begin a new journey of success.”
- “I have a love-hate relationship with Mondays. I love the fresh start, but hate the actual start.”
- “Mondays are the potholes in the road of life.”
- “On Mondays, I like to set my alarm clock forward an hour, so I can dream about sleeping in.”
- “Monday is a terrible way to spend one-seventh of your life.”
- “I can’t adult today. I need a Monday off.”
- “Monday is the perfect day to correct last week’s mistakes.”
- “I don’t hate Mondays. I just hate waking up before 10 a.m.”
- “Monday is the day when I start to regret all the decisions I made over the weekend.”
- “I have a case of the Mondays, but I’m still fighting through it like a champ.”
- “Mondays are the days when we should all take a moment to be grateful for the weekend that just passed.”
- “I’m not ready for Monday. Can I just stay in weekend mode forever?”
- “Mondays are like a reset button. Except instead of resetting your phone, you’re resetting your life.”
- “On Mondays, I like to pretend I’m a morning person. It usually lasts until about noon.”
- “Monday is a fresh start. Except for me, who needs three cups of coffee to function.”
Funny “I hate Monday” Quotes
Here are some funny “I hate Monday” quotes to lift your spirits:
- “Dear Monday, go step on a Lego!”
- “Monday is the root of all my trust issues.”
- “I hate Mondays so much that if it had a face, I’d punch it… repeatedly.”
- “I don’t just hate Mondays, I’m also highly allergic to them.”
- “Monday morning coffee: because anger management is too expensive.”
- “Monday is a reminder that the weekend has an evil twin.”
- “Why is Monday so far from Friday, but Friday is so close to Monday? It’s a cosmic conspiracy!”
- “Mondays are like a bad ex. They keep showing up, uninvited and ruin your day.”
- “I don’t always hate Mondays, but when I do, it’s with a passion.”
- “I’m not saying I hate Monday, but if Monday had a face, I’d glare at it all day.”
- “Monday theme song should be an endless loop of ‘I Will Survive’ by Gloria Gaynor.”
- “Dear Monday, I think it’s time we break up. I’m seeing someone else, and their name is Friday.”
- “Dear Monday, I want to break up. I’m seeing Tuesday and dreaming about Friday. Sincerely, it’s not me, it’s you.”
- “I tried to be normal once. Worst two minutes of my life. It happened on a Monday.”
- “Monday is like a math problem. Add the irritation, subtract the sleep, multiply the problems, and divide the happiness.”
Remember, you’ve got this! Mondays might be tough, but you can conquer anything that comes your way. Keep that positive attitude and make the most of the week ahead! 😊
More funny Monday quotes
- “Employers are at their happiest on Mondays. Employees are at their happiest on Fridays.” ― Mokokoma Mokhonoana
- “Sometimes it pays to stay in bed on Monday, rather than spending the rest of the week debugging Monday’s code.” ― Dan Salomon
- “Monday is the best day of the week because it’s always followed by Tuesday.” ― Jay Leno
- “Mondays are a lot like getting fat. They make you feel sad, sometimes angry and there is not much scope for liking either fat or Mondays for any reason.” ― Garry Moll
- “Sunday just came down like a nine-pound hammer… it was tainted with the closing-in feeling of the loss of freedom. Because after the sun went down, it came back up on Monday morning. And you had to go to work for five more days. And it sucked.” ― Larry Brown
- “I don’t have any problems with Mondays. My problems start on Tuesday.” ― Bill Paxton
- “Monday morning is the ugliest part of the week.” Claude Monet.
- “There is nothing more dreadful than having to go walking on one’s own on Monday.” ― Thomas Bernhard
- “Today I am doing better than yesterday, and tomorrow I hope to be doing better than I am today. And two days from now? Well, that’s a Monday, so I’ll be feeling shitty.” ― Jarod Kintz
- “Monday is a day of rest and reflection, dedicated to clearing our heads and getting ready for another busy week ahead.” ― Moses Port
- “What about Monday? That could be one day we look at things the same way and wear funny shoes.” ― Kevin Dalton
- “If I could, I’d give up Mondays to have her love again. Actually, forget her love. I’d give up Mondays for free.” ― Jarod Kintz
- Monday is a lousy day to begin anything.” ― Tom Robbins
- “I hate Sundays because they give birth to Mondays.” ― Chris Southwave
- “This has been such a Monday! I wish I stayed in bed, and I wish that yesterday had never happened.” ― Lisa Mantchev.
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Conclusion
Monday mornings are difficult for many people as they remember they have to return to work. Feeling overwhelmed by the week ahead is common, but it’s important to cope with these negative emotions. These funny Monday quotes can provide some encouragement to get through the week.
